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Mother Nature Calling -Handmade Collage

"Hello Carbon-based Life Forms,

This is your Mother. I wish I didn't always get voicemail. Call it a mother's prerogitive, but I'm worried about you—all of you. I know this will sound meddling, but I feel that you could be taking better care of yourselves. I wish you would stop eating those highly processed trans-fat filled foods and get back to eating more vegetables. Eating one another is okay but in moderation. I swear, sometimes you behave like a pack of animals. All of you work so hard at survival that I worry you're not stopping to smell the roses. Well, I'll just leave it at that.

I love you and please call your old mother once in a while."