How to Treat a Dislocated Wing - Handmade Collage (originally shown on

Let's face it: at one time or another in our angelic exuberance we've all gotten carried away and flown into a clothesline or two. When it happens, as it inevitably will, the important thing to remember is not to panic. Try to straighten out your wing and walk back to the celestial realm. Better still: call a friend to give you a lift home. Once safe in a cloud seek immediate treatment and be sure to ice the joint. In no time you'll be aloft and soaring again.

In next month's issue we will address the embarrassing predicament of molting while on a date.