My Brother the Narcissist Handmade collage

Far be it from him to ever turn down a photo op, even when there is no one around. Simon is incorrigible. Sure, you can tell me it’s sibling rivalry, but I’m five-and-a-half years old. I don’t know psychology from Silly Putty. What I do know is that Simon is all “Me! Me! Me!” I don’t want to hear about the ‘terrible twos’. Frankly, I think all of that cheek pinching he received from our grandparents, aunts and uncles diverted blood from his brain and turned him into a monument to self involvement. I swear that if he doesn’t let up, I’m hopping on my trike and taking off for good!