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I am asked from time to time how I have gained access to the long-unknown secret dreams and hopes of the 37th President of the United States of America. To which I respond: "We do not choose our muses. They choose us." Dick (for that's what he asks me to call him) has entrusted me with using this website as an outlet for all that things that truly matter to him. Pat has suggested that I remind Dick of a young Henry Kissinger. This disturbs me on many levels, but none more than what it may imply about my hair. Suffice it to say, I take my role seriously.
Historians seeking additional information may contact me in writing. Expect a response within 20 days. Conservative "think" tanks seeking additional information may contact me in writing. Expect a response within 25,000 days.